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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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