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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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