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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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