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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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