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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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