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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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