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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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