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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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