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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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