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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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