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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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