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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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