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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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