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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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