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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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