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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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