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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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