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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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