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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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