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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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