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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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