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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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