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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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