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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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