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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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