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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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