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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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