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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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