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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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