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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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