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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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