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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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