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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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