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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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