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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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