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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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