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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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