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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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