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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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