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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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