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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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