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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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