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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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