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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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