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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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