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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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