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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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