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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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