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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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