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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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