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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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