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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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