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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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