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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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