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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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