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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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