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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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