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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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