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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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