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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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