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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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