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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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