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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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