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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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