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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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