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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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