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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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