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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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