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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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