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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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