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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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