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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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