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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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