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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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