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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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