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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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